Merry Christmas To All...

"When I walked John and Adam out before church to get some exercise, I showed them the Baby Jesus on the altar for the children's Nativity. On the way back, we walked by...and John punched Jesus in the face, in front of the whole congregation. I grabbed him and we went to our pew. At home tonight I told him that it wasn't a Good Idea to punch Jesus. And he thought for a minute, looked at me and said, "But he isn't Real."